- Can make anyone pretty
- Can make you believe any lie
- Convince you to pick a fight with someone twice your size
- Helps white people dance
- Cause births and break ups
Why are these important? Well, I had a very real dream last night involving lots of alcohol and strawberries :) and I just wanted to remind Americans that alcohol is the only temporary kind of suicide; it's our only poison
Cheers,
Summer
P.S. I love you
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